Episode 251
Morning 6-Pack - The Questions Women REALLY Want Answered!
Alrighty, folks, buckle up for this wild ride! Bumble's shaking things up and ditching the swipe feature—yeah, you heard that right! They're rolling out an AI matchmaker named B, who'll be playing Cupid based on your vibe, goals, and maybe even your favorite pizza toppings (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be sweet?). Plus, they're tossing out the old rule that gals had to make the first move, so now it's a free-for-all! I mean, if my dating life is gonna be controlled by robots, I’d at least like to know if they can laugh at Adam Sandler movies, right? Speaking of which, we’re serving up the top six burning questions women wish dating apps would answer—trust me, you don’t wanna miss it!
Takeaways:
- Bumble's ditching the swipe feature for AI matchmaking, which is a total game changer!
- Get ready for B, Bumble's new AI buddy that matches you based on vibes and goals!
- Ladies, no more making the first move! Bumble's leveling the dating field, finally!
- Wondering if robots can really pick your soulmate? Well, we're about to find out!
- Top six questions women wanna see answered on dating apps are hilariously relatable!
- Does he laugh at Adam Sandler movies? That's the kind of info we need, am I right?
Transcript
It's Haystack, and Bumble is ditching their swipe feature and changing their famous women message.
Speaker A:First rule.
Speaker A:One of the biggest developments in app dating, or dating apps, I should say.
Speaker A:But the company that owns Bumble says that people are just completely burned out with dating apps, so they're moving towards an AI matchmaking system.
Speaker A:Of course they are.
Speaker A:If you've ever done online dating, you're familiar with swiping.
Speaker A:You know, it's how you let you swipe right.
Speaker A:If you like someone, you swipe left for.
Speaker A:No, thank you.
Speaker A:But that may be a thing of the past, at least on Bumble.
Speaker A:Anyway, they've announced they're they're doing the.
Speaker A:The AI thing.
Speaker A:The CEO said the AI assistant is going to be called B and it will recommend matches based on personality, communication, style and relationship goals.
Speaker A:Of course, people online are not certain about this.
Speaker A:Someone said, will my AI love bomb me for four months and then ghost me?
Speaker A:Bumble is also dropping the long time rule that require women to make the first move.
Speaker A:The CEO said we will not force one gender over another to do something first.
Speaker A:These new features are expected to start rolling out late this year.
Speaker A:Oh, great, now.
Speaker A:Now the robots are gonna pick who I date too.
Speaker A:But you know, if dating apps really wanna help lady ladies weed out losers, they should offer anything from this list of the top six questions that women wish dating apps would actually answer about potential guys.
Speaker A:Like a bee.
Speaker A:Totally, totally incidental.
Speaker A:All right, let's try that again.
Speaker B:Best way to start your day.
Speaker B:These six jokes he's about to say, listen up.
Speaker B:For old Haystack to crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker B:That was embarrassing.
Speaker B:Here we go.
Speaker B:The top six questions women wish dating apps would actually answer about potential guys.
Speaker B:Coming in at number six, does he laugh out loud at Adam Sandler movies?
Speaker B:What's wrong with that?
Speaker B:Come on.
Speaker B:Number five, does he kiss his dog on the mouth?
Speaker B:What about his mother?
Speaker B:In my opinion, both are not okay.
Speaker B:But you know, you do you.
Speaker B:Number four, does he have a personalized license plate of his high school nickname?
Speaker B:Number three, do all of his passwords end with six?
Speaker B:Nine.
Speaker B:Number two, Is his retirement fund just reselling unopened Star wars figurines?
Speaker B:And of course, the number one question that women wish a dating app would actually answer about a potential guy.
Speaker A:Does he work in radio?
