Episode 432

Morning 6-Pack - The 6 People You Should Never Tip (Seriously)

Published on: 10th August, 2026

Yo, ever felt like tipping's just gone totally bonkers? Like, now you’re being asked to cough up cash before you even get your fries? In this Morning 6-Pack, we’re breaking down the top six folks you should *never* tip because, let’s be real, some people just don’t need your spare change. From pilots who might use it for a round of drinks to game show hosts who should stick to their frosted tips, we’re diving into the hilarious absurdity of tipping culture. Plus, we’ve got some wild stories about shake shops and kitchen appreciation fees that’ll have you shaking your head. So grab your coffee and let’s kick off this countdown of tipping no-nos!

Takeaways:

  • Tipping culture is getting wild, especially when you're asked to tip before getting served.
  • Shake Shack's recent tip controversy has folks wondering if tipping's gone too far.
  • There are definitely some people and professions where tipping is just a no-go zone.
  • From pilots to teachers, we break down the top six folks you should never tip.
Transcript
Speaker A:

There are a lot of reasons why tipping has become frustrating in recent years.

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I mean, at this point, you're asked to tip before being served.

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In a lot of places, there's times when you're barely being served at all and you're asked to tip.

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And now there's this, there's this viral TikTok where a couple shows how this Shake Shack, which is a big national chain of shake places, there's not one in Arkansas.

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The closest I think is in Oklahoma City.

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There's some in Dallas and.

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But anyway, this couple's at a Shake Shack and it looks like you get charged more if you don't tip.

Speaker A:

So in the video, they order from this kiosk thing, right?

Speaker A:

They order three shakes that are six, six and a half dollars a piece.

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They go to checkout, it says, how much do you Want to tip?

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15, 18 Or 20% or no tip.

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They pick no tip.

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And then this pop up message says, oh, there's been a pricing update to one or more of your cart items and all the shakes are now 50 cents more each.

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So people are fuming in the comments, as well they should be.

Speaker A:

I mean, this is obviously the whole not tipping.

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Shake Shack has commented and said this is not their policy.

Speaker A:

They're looking into it.

Speaker A:

It's a franchise thing that operates this location.

Speaker A:

But I don't know if I buy that now to be fair and to give Shake Shack credit, their founder, a guy named Danny Meyer, has been really outspoken over the years about how tipping culture has gone too far.

Speaker A:

Shake Shack even disallowed tipping for a little while.

Speaker A:

Uh, and just a few years ago, again, the, this Danny guy that founded Shake Shack said people should not feel obligated to tip for a simple order and said it's fine for people to not tip.

Speaker A:

It's weird for the, this whole thing to be strong armed across everyone, but this is pretty clear in the video if you watch it.

Speaker A:

And I think the tipping culture has gone too far.

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Enforced tips was a big controversy around here.

Speaker A:

There's a pizza joint in Johnson I'll never go to after someone showed a photo of a receipt that said kitchen appreciation fee 3%.

Speaker A:

No, you don't get to force a tip on my receipt for the kitchen.

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Pay your cooks more.

Speaker A:

That's fraud.

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You quote a menu price and then charge me a kitchen appreciation.

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I'll never go there.

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Never go there.

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I'm not saying their name.

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But anyway, it's pretty fascinating how much this tip culture's gotten out of hand.

Speaker A:

And there are just some people that should never ever be tipped.

Speaker A:

I can think of at least six places you should never tip.

Speaker B:

Well, gather round folks.

Speaker B:

It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.

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Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.

Speaker B:

Here comes the fun.

Speaker B:

It's the morning six pack.

Speaker A:

The top six people you should never ever tip.

Speaker A:

Coming in at number six, your airplane pilot.

Speaker A:

I mean they're just gonna spend it on booze and they're already drunk enough.

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Number five, a game show host.

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The only tips Ryan Seacrest should ever get are frosted tips.

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Number four, a moil tips would be redundant since he already goes home with one.

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Number three, your mom.

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I mean, all she says that she wants in return for everything she does for us is our love.

Speaker A:

I mean, that could be the wine talking.

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But still, number two, police officers.

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Because handing a cop money would be a bribe and that's illegal outside of Mexico.

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And the number one place you should never ever tip is of course your kid's teacher.

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Just wait to tip her on her only fans.

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