Episode 44
Morning 6-Pack - Taylor Swift’s Engagement: Is it Love or Just a New Album?
Morning 6-Pack - Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Are Engaged! Get ready to pop the confetti, folks, 'cause we’re diving into the biggest news of the week: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting hitched! Yup, your English teacher and gym teacher are officially engaged, and we can’t stop giggling over how adorable this is. From a low-key proposal in Missouri to a joint Instagram reveal that had fans screaming, we’re breaking it all down! Plus, I've cooked up a morning six-pack of jokes that'll have you laughing harder than a kid at recess. So grab your coffee and join me as we spill the tea on this epic love story and the wild ride ahead!
Big news alert! Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged, and we can’t stop cracking up about it! Seriously, who would’ve thought a superstar relationship could be this relatable? They announced their engagement in the most charming way—no crazy drama, just a simple moment in Missouri. I mean, how refreshing! And this is just the beginning; we’re speculating about everything from wedding plans to halftime shows. Is it wrong to wish for a duet at the Super Bowl? We’ve got hot takes, sizzling jokes, and all the playful commentary you need to start your day with a smile. Tune in as we dive deep into the engagement hype and share our top six favorite jokes that’ll make you go “LOL” at the thought of gym teachers getting hitched. Let’s make this morning unforgettable with laughter and fun!
Takeaways:
- Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged, and it's the biggest news of the week!
- We got the lowdown on their cute, down-to-earth engagement—no yachts, just love!
- Expect a wedding that could be wilder than a halftime show, and we can't wait!
- Our top six jokes about T-Swift and Kelce's engagement had us rolling on the floor!
- Everyone's buzzing about what color dress Travis will wear—spoiler alert: it’s gonna be fabulous!
- Taylor's engaged, and we’re all here for the drama—who gets invited to this star-studded shindig?
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And like it or not, you're gonna have to hear a whole lot about this over the coming days.
Speaker B:Drop everything now.
Speaker B:This is major breaking news we're talking about.
Speaker B:It's anything anyone is talking about, really.
Speaker B:Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married.
Speaker C:Say it again.
Speaker B:Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce.
Speaker B:And now they're engaged.
Speaker B:She captioned it.
Speaker B:Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.
Speaker C:When they told me, I said, what?
Speaker B:Down on bended knees, big trap, putting a ring on it.
Speaker C:You belong with me.
Speaker C:You belong with me.
Speaker A:Am I the only one who realizes.
Speaker C:That this story isn't news?
Speaker A:Thank you.
Speaker A:Yeah, no, I.
Speaker A:It's not really news.
Speaker A:It's pop culture though, and it's gonna be the biggest story of the week.
Speaker A:Probably na, nationally at least.
Speaker A:Travis and Taylor sharing the announcement in a joint Instagram post yesterday and saying, your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married.
Speaker A:The actual engagement happened about two weeks ago in Lee's Summit, Missouri, which is kind of an outer suburb of Kansas City, out a fair bit to the southeast of Kansas City.
Speaker A:And so I guess he just took her out for a glass of wine before dinner and down on a knee and boom.
Speaker A:Did it not kind of a down to earth thing for such a big falutin couple.
Speaker A:Of course, the engagement ring, an absolute showstopper.
Speaker A:And fans are not the only ones celebrating.
Speaker A:Brittany Mahomes, the wife of chief skewb Patrick Mahomes, hosted saying these are just two of the most genuine people.
Speaker A:So, you know, with the spotlight and everything.
Speaker A:I love the fact that this was not, you know, this was not on some super yacht in Belize or whatever.
Speaker A:This was just, you know, Travis got down on a knee, did it the old fashioned way, not far from the house and there I, I respect that.
Speaker A:Just going to be interesting to see what comes next.
Speaker A:You know, you got a wedding.
Speaker A:Will we have a televised halftime cameo?
Speaker A:Will they get married at the super bowl at halftime?
Speaker A:Will they do a duet?
Speaker A:I.
Speaker A:There's no telling what's going to happen, but you know that I've got at least a touchdown's worth of jokes about this whole deal.
Speaker A:So let's go ahead and put six points on the board with my morning six pack of jokes about the Taylor and Travis engagement.
Speaker C:Best way to start your day.
Speaker C:These six jokes.
Speaker C:He's about to say, listen up for old head stack.
Speaker C:Crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker A:These are my top six favorite jokes about the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey engagement number six.
Speaker A:They said English teacher and gym teacher getting married.
Speaker A:I. I'm pretty sure gym teachers have to finish high school.
Speaker C:No.
Speaker A:Number five, at this point in his career, he's not even a favorite to catch the bouquet.
Speaker A:Number four, they're engaged in.
Speaker A:In what?
Speaker A:Prenup haggling.
Speaker A:Number three, there is no word yet on what color dress he will wear.
Speaker A:Number two, do you want to break the news to your cat or should I?
Speaker A:And my number one joke about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's engagement announcement is white.
Speaker A:People finally have our Beyonce and Jay.
Speaker C:Z. I Taylor's bride found Mr.
Speaker C:Right.
Speaker C:People will be more obsessed with their lives.
Speaker C:Taylor's engaged now.
Speaker C:We're afraid her face will be plastered on every front page.
Speaker C:Who gets invited?
Speaker C:What will she wear?
Speaker C:I don't know why anybody cares.
Speaker C:Taylor's a bride.
Speaker C:It's about time.
Speaker C:She ate so many famous and handsome guys.
