Episode 140
Morning 6-Pack - Signs You Need a Serious Winter Tidy-Up!
Spring cleaning? Nah, let's flip the script! Why do we wait for sunshine to tackle the dust bunnies hiding under our couches? I mean, really! As the weather gets nice, we should be brunching and pretending to hike, not scrubbing our baseboards like we're being punished by Mother Nature. This week, we're diving deep into the wacky world of winter cleaning! Picture this: you're already stuck inside, bundled up in your coziest sweatpants, and what better time to tackle that clutter than when you're feeling that seasonal depression creeping in? We’re throwing out the old and making space for the new, all while you question why you have six spatulas. Seriously, who's gonna use that many? And trust me, once you tackle that Tupperware drawer, you’ll feel like you can conquer the world! So grab your trash bags, because we’re doing some serious winter cleaning and getting our lives together! Get ready for the top six signs you need a good ol’ cleaning session! If your robo vacuum is trying to escape, your laundry looks like a dirty sock mountain, or you’ve found a receipt from a store that went under two years ago, it’s time to get to work! We’re talking about the signs that scream ‘Help! My house is a disaster!’ Spoiler alert: if you looked around and thought, ‘If I were on a reality show, I’d be the before,’ then girl, you need this episode! Let’s embrace winter cleaning and come out the other side ready to enjoy that spring sunshine without tripping over our clutter!
Transcript
Good morning and taste act.
Speaker A:You ever notice how we all wait for spring to do our cleaning?
Speaker A:Why in the world is that?
Speaker A:I mean, that's when the weather finally gets nice.
Speaker A:Why wait all winter for the sun to come out just so you can vacuum behind your fridge?
Speaker A:What are we doing?
Speaker A:Spring is supposed to be for joy.
Speaker A:Spring is for brunches and pretending like you're hiking, not scrubbing baseboards like you're being punished by Mother Nature.
Speaker A:So we should flip it.
Speaker A:Let's not do spring cleaning.
Speaker A:Let's do winter cleaning.
Speaker A:We're already stuck inside.
Speaker A:It's cold.
Speaker A:You're in sweatpants.
Speaker A:You haven't seen the sun since Thanksgiving.
Speaker A:This is the perfect time for you to question why you own six spatulas.
Speaker A:Winter is when you're surrounded by not only clutter, but seasonal depression.
Speaker A:So we can, you know, it's two birds, one great big trash bag.
Speaker A:We could try to clean it all out with.
Speaker A:And if you've ever done winter cleaning, you clean something, suddenly you feel like you've kind of got your life together.
Speaker A:There's such a good feeling of accomplishment.
Speaker A:I just organized my Tupperware drawer.
Speaker A:Maybe I could go back to school or do anything now.
Speaker A:And cleaning in the winter is efficient.
Speaker A:You're already dressed in layers.
Speaker A:Cleaning counts as cardio.
Speaker A:So you're starting on your resolution.
Speaker A:Halfway through cleaning the closet, you're sweating like you're in a CrossFit class called the Purge.
Speaker A:The best part is, when spring comes, your house is already clean.
Speaker A:You can go outside and touch grass instead of dusting your fake plants.
Speaker A:Imagine that having the energy in April because you weren't wrestling with the junk drawer for three weekends straight.
Speaker A:Point being is, I think we should do winter cleaning.
Speaker A:And I dug into this.
Speaker A:I did some winter cleaning over the weekend because one of these six signs, you should really do some cleaning was true for me.
Speaker A:I'll let you guess which one.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:These are the top six signs that you need to do some cleaning.
Speaker B:You really need to do some cleaning.
Speaker A:Number six, your robo vacuum tried to escape.
Speaker A:Number five, your laundry is divided into piles, dirty and really dirty.
Speaker A:Number four, last year's Christmas list is written in dust on the coffee table.
Speaker B:These are the top six signs.
Speaker B:You really need to do some cleaning.
Speaker A:Number three, you moved to couch cushion and discovered a remote, a sock, and your will to live.
Speaker A:Number two, you looked around and thought, if I were on a reality show, I would be the before.
Speaker A:That's always bad.
Speaker A:And the number one sign, you really.
Speaker B:Should do some cleaning.
Speaker A:You found a receipt from a store that went out of business two years ago.
