Episode 227
Morning 6-Pack - Do You Eat the Pretzel Bag Salt? Top 6 Weirdos Who Do!
Morning 6-Pack - What’s Up with Pretzel Salt? So, like, a random poll dropped this bombshell: a third of folks actually chow down on the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag! 🤯 I mean, who knew salty snackin’ was that intense? We dive into the wild world of pretzel preferences—soft or hard, sweet or savory. Plus, we’ve got a hilarious countdown of the top 6 other quirky things these salt-loving snackers probably do! 😂 From licking Taco Bell wrappers to squeezing toothpaste like a pro, you won't wanna miss this giggle-fest! Grab your coffee and let’s roll! 🥨✨
Takeaways:
- Did you know a third of people munch on that pretzel bag salt? Crazy, right?
- Soft pretzels are a fave for many, but not for Haystack—what's up with that?
- People who eat pretzel salt probably also lick Taco Bell wrappers. Yikes!
- Ever fight for that last sip of Coke stuck in the can rim? Classic!
- Squeezing toothpaste like it’s a roadkill snake is a unique talent, for sure!
- It’s a wild world where Lucky Charms marshmallow dust gets snorted—what a crew!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And a random online poll asked people, do you eat the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag?
Speaker A:And a third of people said yes.
Speaker A:The other two thirds said no.
Speaker A:I guess it's possible that some people just ate some of the salt while pinching a little bit of the pretzel crumbs at the bottom of the bag.
Speaker A:Or maybe.
Speaker A:Maybe people are throwing back handfuls of pretzel salt.
Speaker A:They didn't really define the survey, but people were also asked what style of pretzel was their favorite.
Speaker A:The vast majority said soft pretzels, which are salty and savory, and for some reason, I've never taken a liking to them.
Speaker A:A distant second were soft pretzels with sweet flavorings, and classic hard pretzels were third, and they're actually my favorites.
Speaker A:It is unclear, though, if anyone likes the hard, soft pretzels from sporting events.
Speaker A:Those were not listed.
Speaker A:You know, they're supposed to be soft, but they've been hanging on that little hook thing for about 27 weeks.
Speaker A:And so they're.
Speaker A:They're more like a traditional hard press anyway.
Speaker A:Salt from the bottom of the bag.
Speaker A:A third of us eat the salt at the bottom of the bag.
Speaker A:I wonder what else people who eat the salt at the bottom of a pretzel bag.
Speaker A:I wonder what else those folks do.
Speaker B:Best way to start your day, these six jokes he's about to say.
Speaker B:Listen up for old Haystack CR in the morning six pack.
Speaker A:Yep, our morning six pack.
Speaker A:The top six other things that people who eat the salt at the bottom of the pretzel bag do.
Speaker A:Number six.
Speaker A:Licks the sour cream off the Taco Bell wrapper.
Speaker A:Well, yeah, of course.
Speaker A:Number five.
Speaker A:Sips the dollop of Coca Cola that gets stuck in the rim of the can.
Speaker A:You fight for that thing for forever.
Speaker A:Right?
Speaker A:Number four.
Speaker A:Digs for and then switch smokes the pot seeds that fall in the shag carpeting.
Speaker A:Three, Squeezes the toothpaste until the tube looks like a snake that's been run over by a car.
Speaker A:Number two.
Speaker A:Snorts the lucky charm's marshmallow dust.
Speaker A:Just.
Speaker A:Just me.
Speaker A:Okay, I'm gonna move on.
Speaker A:The number one thing that someone who eats the salt out of a bottom of a pretzel bag also does empties the ketchup bottle till it makes that hilarious far Sam.
