Episode 113
Morning 6-Pack - Crushing 2025: 6 Ways It Could Have Sucked Even More!
Morning 6-Pack - The Top 6 Ways 2025 Could Have Been Worse! Grab your coffee and get ready to giggle, ‘cause we’re diving into the hilarious ways this past year could’ve gone from “meh” to “oh-no!” Join me, Haystack, as we kick things off with a hearty laugh about how a new social media trend could have made Mondays way too chipper for our liking. We’re also spilling the tea on those sneaky robot vacuums plotting against us—seriously, my coffee maker is in on it! And don’t even get me started on smart cars that won’t let you out until you’ve sat through three ads—talk about a drive from hell! Plus, Mariah’s holiday anthem part two? No thanks! So buckle up, ‘cause we’re keeping it light and silly as we reminisce about the not-so-great moments that could’ve made 2025 a total disaster! Taking a stroll down memory lane, Haystack's serving up some seriously funny thoughts on 2025 and how it could've been a total disaster! He kicks things off with a warm 'good morning' and a sprinkle of holiday cheer before diving into a hilarious rundown of the top six ways this year could've been way worse. From your robot vacuum scheming against you to smart cars that won't let you leave until you've endured a trio of commercials, the laughs just keep coming. And let’s not forget the total cringe of Mariah Carey dropping a sequel to her Christmas hit—talk about a holiday horror! Haystack keeps it real and relatable, reminding us that while this year may not have been a winner, at least we dodged some real bullet points. Tune in for a hearty laugh and some light-hearted reflection!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:Hope you had a wonderful, very merry Christmas.
Speaker A:And as we get past Christmas now and make our way towards the new year, we start to reflect on the year gone by.
Speaker A: folks are going to say, well,: Speaker A:It's been pretty bad for a lot of folks.
Speaker A:It's not been my favorite year, I'll admit, but it, it could have been worse.
Speaker A:There's a lot of ways, at least six in which it could have been worse.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A: ix ways the top six ways that: Speaker A:Coming in, number six, a new social media trend.
Speaker A:I love Mondays.
Speaker A:No, absolutely not.
Speaker A:Number five, your robot vacuum plotting to overthrow you along with your coffee maker.
Speaker A:Those two, I knew they were in cahoots.
Speaker A:Number four.
Speaker A:Number number four.
Speaker A:Come on, Ken.
Speaker A:Ah, there we go.
Speaker A:Your smart car won't let you get out until you've heard three commercials.
Speaker A:That's, that's.
Speaker A:I get.
Speaker A:I am so scared that's going to happen.
Speaker A:I mean, we're on the way that number three, Mariah Carey releases all I want for Christmas is you, part two.
Speaker A:Ah, speaking of things that are gross, coming in at number two, the Texas Longhorns could have made the college football playoffs.
Speaker A:Ah, Texas.
Speaker A: And the number one way that: Speaker A:It's coming.
