Episode 224
Morning 6-Pack - Charles in the USA: Avoiding Bentonville & Other Royal No-Gos!
Morning 6-Pack - King Charles' US Visit: What He Won’t Do! Grab your coffee and get ready to laugh, 'cause we're diving into the royal antics of King Charles III as he kicks off his U.S. tour! We’re spillin’ on all the things this monarch definitely won’t be doing during his stay—like asking if the Declaration of Independence was just a prank gone wild. 😂 From pondering why American football players look like they’re ready for battle to skipping a visit to Bentonville (sorry Walpants, no royal tea for you!), we’re ranking the top six things King Chuck won’t be pulling during his diplomatic adventure. So tune in for a royal giggle-fest, and let’s see if he brings his sense of humor across the pond! 🎉👑
Takeaways:
- King Charles III's US visit is all about smoothing things over—diplomacy with a side of tea!
- The royal tour is packed with meetings and addresses, but no wild royal parties, folks!
- Expect King Charles to skip asking if the Declaration of Independence was a prank—too spicy!
- He probably won't be asking RFK Jr. for medical advice—let's keep it royal and classy!
- No way King Charles attends a no Kings rally—he's got a schedule packed with tea and diplomacy!
- The best part? He’s definitely not visiting Bentonville, home of America's own royal family, the Walpants!
Transcript
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Speaker B:And there is a really kind of interesting global story developing right now as King Charles III is headed to the.
Speaker A:United States, kicking off a little tour, a little visit today.
Speaker A:So this is kind of kind of.
Speaker B:Diplomacy with a personal touch is what we're talking about.
Speaker B:They're saying this is a very important.
Speaker A:State visit with a goal to smooth.
Speaker B:Over the tensions between President Donald Trump and, I don't want to say King.
Speaker A:Charles, but the UK because things are a little strained.
Speaker B:There are disagreements over issues like Iran, NATO, trade policies.
Speaker A:And again, this is being cited as one of the most delicate diplomatic missions of King Charles's reign.
Speaker A:And so the visit is packed, private meetings, a state.
Speaker A:They're doing tea.
Speaker B:He's doing tea with the President and.
Speaker A:First lady today, an address to the joint session of Congress tomorrow.
Speaker B:And it's all meant to reinforce what.
Speaker A:Is called the special relationship between our two nations.
Speaker A:And it's happening right after this security.
Speaker B:Scare at the correspondence dinner Saturday night.
Speaker A:So now you get this moment where.
Speaker B:Diplomacy is not just about policy.
Speaker A:It's about tone, personality, and connection.
Speaker A:And so while King Charles doesn't run, Britain can still very much influence international policy.
Speaker A:So it'll be interesting to see what happens.
Speaker B:It'll be fun to see what some of the things are that King Charles.
Speaker A:Does during his visit.
Speaker A:You know, they'll do some unique things.
Speaker B:Might be even more fun to think about all the things that he absolutely.
Speaker A:Or at least probably won't do while he's here.
Speaker C:Best way to start your day.
Speaker C:These six jokes he's about to say.
Speaker C:Listen up for old heads back, crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker B:These are the top six things that King Charles will probably not do during his visit to the United States.
Speaker B:Number six, ask if the Declaration of Independence was just a prank that went too far.
Speaker B:Five, announce a new party.
Speaker B:Maba.
Speaker B:Make America British again.
Speaker B:Don't think that's gonna happen.
Speaker B:Number four, ask RFK Jr. For medical advice.
Speaker B:Don't see that happening.
Speaker B:Three, King Charles will likely not attend a no Kings rally.
Speaker B:Number two, inquire why American football players wear so much armor for a game with no horses.
Speaker B:And the number one thing King Charles will probably not do during his visit to the United States, visit Bentonville, because it's home to America's royal family, the Walpants.
