Episode 59
Morning 6-Pack - Brew-tiful Mornings & Silly Things! ☕😄
Morning 6-Pack - Coffee and Mornings are Besties! Grab your favorite cup o' joe, because today we’re spillin’ the beans on why coffee is basically a superhero for your brain! 🎉 Yep, you heard it right—studies say sippin’ on that java can lower your dementia risk. I guess that’s why Starbucks charges more than my first car—gotta pay for those brain-boosting benefits, right? 😂 We’re also dishin’ out the top six things that go together like coffee and mornings—think shop teachers and missing fingers! So, kick back, pour yourself a cup, and let’s get ready to giggle our way through this caffeine-fueled fun ride!
Oh boy, grab your mugs and get cozy, because today we’re diving into the magical world of coffee! It's International Coffee Day, and let me tell ya, we’re not just sipping on beans here—we're brewing up some hilarious connections between our morning routines and that glorious cup of joe. Haystack kicks things off with a bang, sharing a groundbreaking study that says coffee can actually help lower the odds of developing dementia. Who knew our beloved daily pick-me-up was practically a health tonic? I mean, Starbucks should start handing out prescriptions instead of lattes at this rate!
Then, it’s time for our Morning 6-Pack, where we dish out the top six things that go together with coffee like peanut butter and jelly. We’ve got some wild combos that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter! From a shop teacher and his missing finger (ouch!) to Taylor Swift and an endless supply of cat hair, these pairings are as relatable as they are ridiculous. And just wait until you hear number one—cousins in Alabama keeping it in the family! So pour yourself another cup, sit back, and let’s kickstart the day with laughs and a whole lot of caffeine-inspired fun!
Takeaways:
- Coffee on International Coffee Day is like the superhero of mornings—saving us one sip at a time!
- Starbucks might as well be a pharmacy with those prices—good thing coffee helps our brains!
- Mornings without coffee? That's like a donut without sprinkles—just plain wrong, am I right?
- Our top six list of what coffee and mornings go together like is a giggle fest waiting to happen!
- Ever heard of a shop teacher with a nub? Well, that's number six on our list—talk about a finger-lickin' good time!
- Cousins in Alabama keeping it in the family? That's our number one coffee-morning combo—yikes and lol!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:And today is International Coffee Day.
Speaker A:And a study has found that coffee can actually help lower the odds of developing dementia.
Speaker A:I guess that explains why Starbucks is so expensive.
Speaker A:They think they're selling prescription medications.
Speaker A:Well, if you're anything like me, you've got to have your coffee in the morning.
Speaker A:I mean, mornings and coffee go together like.
Speaker A:Well gather round folks.
Speaker A:It's the time of day when we laugh and smile in a light hearted way.
Speaker A:Tune in for the giggles and let kick back.
Speaker A:Here comes the fun.
Speaker A:It's the morning six pack.
Speaker A:These are the top six things our mornings and coffee go together like.
Speaker A:Number six, a shop teacher and a nub where his finger used to be.
Speaker A:Five IHOP and sticky tables Number four Taylor Swift and cat hair Number three comic book stores and virgins Number two cybertrucks and men with tiny little and the number one thing saying that coffee and mornings go together like cousins in Alabama keep it in the family.
