Episode 178

Morning 6-Pack - Bad Luck & Belly Laughs: Surviving Friday the 13th!

Published on: 13th March, 2026

Yo, it's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means? Time to get your spook on! We’re diving into the wild world of superstitions and sharing the top six totally unlucky things you should avoid today—trust me, you don’t wanna mess with this stuff! From dodging ladders on moving fire trucks to not becoming the supreme leader (no thanks!), we’ve got you covered with laughs and giggles. Plus, we’re spillin’ the tea on why this day gives some peeps the heebie-jeebies. So grab your lucky charm (or maybe just a snack) and let’s kickstart this fright fest with a whole lotta fun!

Transcript
Speaker A:

Today is Friday the 13th.

Speaker A:

It's very scary.

Speaker A:

Do you believe that something bad is going to happen today?

Speaker A:

Jason saw his mother beheaded that night.

Speaker B:

I don't need any more bad luck.

Speaker B:

Do you know how many mirrors I've smashed?

Speaker B:

If I see a black cat, I should run away.

Speaker B:

Be extra careful on Friday the 13th.

Speaker C:

You don't understand.

Speaker C:

You stop.

Speaker C:

This way.

Speaker D:

I am terrified that I'm gonna get stuck in an elevator and have to poop.

Speaker D:

The boogeyman is real.

Speaker D:

We're all gonna.

Speaker C:

Things you don't understand.

Speaker E:

Yeah.

Speaker C:

This is.

Speaker E:

What fear feels like.

Speaker E:

I will always remind you that you are a little fraidy cat.

Speaker F:

Time to take a look at Friday the 13th.

Speaker F:

There's so much superstition around it and there are some some things that you should probably avoid today.

Speaker F:

I can think of at least six very unlucky things you should not do today.

Speaker F:

Well, gather round folks.

Speaker A:

It's the time of day when we laugh and SM in a light hearted way.

Speaker A:

Tune in for the giggles and let's kick back.

Speaker A:

Here comes the fun.

Speaker A:

It's the morning six pack.

Speaker F:

Here we go with the top six most unlucky things to do on this Friday the 13th.

Speaker F:

Coming in at number six, being reincarnated as Kristi Gnome's dog.

Speaker F:

Number five, go swimming in the Strait of Hormuz dressed up like an oil tanker.

Speaker F:

Number four, walk under a ladder that's on a moving fire truck.

Speaker F:

Three, pull into a gas station with a low fuel light on and you already have a second mortgage.

Speaker F:

Two, open a raccoons only liquor store and refuse to stock Fireball.

Speaker F:

And the number one most unlucky thing to do on this Friday the 13th, accept a new position with the phrase supreme leader in the title.

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Haysnacks
Quick Bites. Big Laughs. You'll Want Seconds!
Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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