Episode 100
Morning 6-Pack - Are You Overdoing Christmas?
Morning 6-Pack - Are You Too Obsessed with Christmas? đ⨠Get ready to deck the halls and maybe check yourself! We dive into the wild world of holiday cheer, where one in seven Americans has not just one, but multiple Christmas trees! I mean, câmon, when did we start treating our living rooms like a winter wonderland theme park? đ So, weâre serving up the top six signs that maybe, just maybe, youâve caught a serious case of Christmas craziness! From listening to jingle bells since June to having a real-life baby in your nativity scene, we've got the giggles covered! Tune in and see if you're on Santa's naughty list for overdoing it this festive season! đ đ Christmas trees everywhere? You betcha! Haystack dives into the wacky world of holiday obsessions, and spoiler alert: itâs not just about one tree! We kick things off with the jaw-dropper that 1 in 7 Americans are rocking multiple Christmas trees this year. Like, who needs a forest when you can have a whole tree farm in your living room? Haystack and the crew chat about what constitutes âtoo muchâ holiday cheer. Are you decking the halls or just going overboard? Weâre talking about the signs of a serious holiday obsession, and theyâre hilarious! Get ready for the âMorning 6-Packâ â the top six signs you might need a holiday intervention. From blasting Christmas tunes since June (who are you kidding?) to replacing family furniture with festive foliage â weâre not holding back! Plus, weâve got jokes thatâll have you snorting your coffee. And donât forget the ultimate Christmas debate: is Die Hard a holiday classic? Tune in for the giggles and maybe a reality check on your Christmas spirit!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker B:And yesterday I was talking about a survey that, that finds that a lot of Americans have not just a Christmas tree, but multiple.
Speaker B:One in seven Americans will have more than one Christmas tree in their home this year.
Speaker A:And I look, there's you.
Speaker B:Do you.
Speaker B:There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker A:But I, for me, more than one Christmas tree I think is a little bit overkill.
Speaker B:And I think there are some signs that maybe you have an, you have an obsession with the holidays, maybe that it's becoming a sickness.
Speaker B:So you might want to speak to someone if you have one of these top six ways to know that you have a sickly obsession with the holidays.
Speaker A:These six jokes he's about to say, listen up for old hay stack.
Speaker A:Crack open the morning six pack.
Speaker A:The top six ways to know you're overdoing Christmas.
Speaker A:Coming in at number six, you've been.
Speaker B:Listening to Christmas music non stop since June.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's not okay.
Speaker B:Number five, the baby in your nativity scene is real.
Speaker A:Number four, to make space in the house for all the trees, you had to get rid of end tables, coffee tables, kitchen tables, and your children.
Speaker A:Number three, you cannot remember your birthday.
Speaker B:Your anniversary or your husband's name, but.
Speaker A:You know exactly when that special with Charlie Brown and his dumb tree comes on television.
Speaker A:Number two, you attached antlers to your head with superglue.
Speaker A:And the number one sign that you are way too obsessed with Christmas, you.
Speaker B:Actually think Diehard is a Christmas movie.
