Episode 169

Morning 6-Pack - 6 Cringe-Worthy Things You Don't Want Caught on Camera!

Published on: 4th March, 2026

Yo, listen up! We’re diving into some wild new tech with a side of giggles, 'cause there's this dope app called Nearby Glasses that lets you know if someone's rocking smart glasses nearby. Yup, those sneaky shades that can film you without you even knowing—so Karen, you better watch out! We’re chatting about how these shades are making a comeback faster than my last haircut, and trust me, that’s saying something. Plus, I’ve got the top 6 things you definitely don’t wanna get caught doing while someone’s filming you with those techy peepers. Spoiler alert: it involves some oh-so-embarrassing moments, like swiping Thin Mints from the Girl Scouts. So grab your coffee and buckle up for a laugh-fest that’ll have you saying “No way!” to smart glasses!

Takeaways:

  • Smart glasses are back in style, and they're sneakier than ever, folks!
  • There's an app called Nearby Glasses that alerts you to nearby smart glasses—privacy, yay!
  • We shared the top six things you definitely don't want recorded while in public—hilarious!
  • Getting caught swiping Thin Mints is the ultimate no-no when it comes to smart glasses!
  • Rollerblading is a slippery slope, literally; you don't want your wipeout on camera!
  • Picking wedgies in public: a no-go! Keep that private, my friends!
Transcript
Speaker A:

If you've ever worried about being filmed without realizing it looking at you, Karen, you probably want to know about this.

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There's a new app that alerts you if somebody nearby is wearing smart glasses.

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Now, if you didn't know smart glasses are making a major comeback.

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Google tried to do them with Google Glass a decade or so ago.

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They failed, but they're big now.

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Facebook's got several pairs out with Oakleys and Ray Bans.

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Anyway, these smart glasses are all over the place and a lot of them feature video recording cameras and you can't tell them apart from regular sunglasses.

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So this app is called Nearby Glasses and it's constantly scanning for nearby like Bluetooth signals such as smart glasses.

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And the concept is pretty good because these are going to become very controversial as they're just common everywhere.

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But it's only for Android right now they're going to release a version for iPhone.

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Of course, again, it's called Nearby Glasses.

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And and I know you may think that it's a bit much, that's not really necessary, but it might change your mind when you think about being recorded doing anything.

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From today's list of the top six things that you never want someone to catch you doing in public while recording on their smart glasses.

Speaker B:

Best way to start your day.

Speaker B:

These six jokes he's about to say listen up for old haystack to crack open the mooring six pack.

Speaker A:

Yeah, these are the top six things you never want someone wearing smart glasses to record you doing in public.

Speaker A:

Number six, clipping your nails.

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Number five, getting kicked out of a strip club.

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Number four, picking out your wedgie.

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Number three, doing the air drumming thing to end the air tonight in your car.

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Number two, wiping out on your rollerblades.

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Okay.

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Being seen on rollerblades.

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And the number one thing you never want someone wearing smart glasses to catch you doing in public.

Speaker A:

Swiping Thin mints from the Girl Scout stand.

Speaker B:

Five, finger.

Speaker A:

Discount.

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Haysnacks
Quick Bites. Big Laughs. You'll Want Seconds!
Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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