Episode 372
Karma's Quick Comeback: This Burglar Didn't See It Coming!
Yo, folks! Buckle up ‘cause we’re diving into a wild story where karma shows up faster than a pizza delivery! Picture this: a dude in Maryland thinks he’s slick, allegedly breaking into a Verizon store, but guess what? His car gets jacked right across the street! Talk about bad luck! We’ve got some hilarious body cam audio where the cops are serving up justice and some serious “dude, what were you thinking?” vibes. Spoiler alert: blood on his hands and glasses kinda gave him away. So grab your snacks and join us for this knee-slapping tale about the guy who learned the hard way that crime doesn’t pay…especially when karma’s just chilling nearby!
Takeaways:
- This dude tried to rob a Verizon store, but karma hit him like a brick.
- Imagine calling 911 to report your car stolen while you're robbing a store nearby!
- When the cops show up, and you’ve got blood on your hands, that’s a big oof!
- Karma doesn’t take a lunch break; it’s like, 'I’m here, let’s wrap this up!'
- Always commit crimes far away from your parked car, folks—rookie mistake!
- This guy learned the hard way: don't mess with Verizon, or karma will call you out.
Transcript
It's haystack.
Speaker A:And if you've ever seen a news story where karma doesn't really just show up, but it clocks in early, it arrives.
Speaker A:This happened in Maryland, where a 29 year old man has been caught while burglarizing.
Speaker A:Allegedly burglarizing a Verizon store while he's allegedly doing that.
Speaker A:Someone stole his car across the street.
Speaker A:I've got body cam audio, and I'll say that I have modified this and that I've run it through some fancy cleanup processes to get rid of some of the road noise and make it a little bit easier to hear.
Speaker B:All right, let me just see your hands real quick.
Speaker B:Okay, Put your hands around your back for me.
Speaker B:For what?
Speaker B:Were you at that Verizon store?
Speaker B:Because you got blood on your hands and blood on your glasses.
Speaker B:I wasn't at no Verizon, so.
Speaker B:Sir, I promise to God.
Speaker B:Have a seat real quick.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:You got blood on your shirt.
Speaker B:So the gig's up.
Speaker B:It's whether you want to be honest about stuff or not.
Speaker B:You know what I mean?
Speaker B:Do.
Speaker B:Someone stole my chocolate.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:That's kind of some karma right there, ain't it?
Speaker B:Well, I left.
Speaker B:Well, I left peas in.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's some karma right there.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker A:That's pretty bad.
Speaker A:First of all, karma normally takes years.
Speaker A: Like, you Mess up in: Speaker A:This guy, again, allegedly.
Speaker A:Don't sue me.
Speaker A:This guy breaks into a Verizon store and karma says, no, no, no, I'm right outside.
Speaker A:And the police were responding to his stolen vehicle report.
Speaker A:Can you.
Speaker A:Can you imagine that?
Speaker B:Hello?
Speaker A:911.
Speaker A:Someone stole my car.
Speaker A:Okay, sir, where are you?
Speaker A:I'm across from Verizon.
Speaker A:Were you shopping?
Speaker A:Well, yeah, but not with a receipt.
Speaker A:Minutes later, police get the call about the burglary at the Verizon across the street.
Speaker A:And so then, as you heard in the audio, they kind of detect the dots.
Speaker A:There's blood on the broken Verizon window, and then there's blood on the guy's glasses, hands, and shirt.
Speaker A:So to be fair, they didn't really have to solve some crazy mystery.
Speaker A:It kind of solved itself.
Speaker A:This isn't csi.
Speaker A:It's just follow the red Sharpie.
Speaker A:The police officer asks to see the guy's hands.
Speaker A:That's not a good sign.
Speaker A:Anytime a cop says, let me see your hands, it's.
Speaker A:It's trouble.
Speaker A:And according to the report, he keeps denying that he was the Verizon store sir, you have Verizon on you, and I love that.
Speaker A:The police officer says, that's some karma right there, dude.
Speaker A:It's another way you know it's bad when the police stop sounding like law enforcement and start sounding like your disappointed cousin.
Speaker A:That's some karma right there, dude.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Not sir, not suspect, just dude.
Speaker A:Which is universal language for you.
Speaker A:Done messed up.
Speaker A:And poor Verizon.
Speaker A:They.
Speaker A:They thought the worst thing they ever had to deal with was someone asking why their phone bill was $300.
Speaker A:And now they've got burglary, a stolen car, surveillance footage, body cam, a cop delivering the moral of the story in real time.
Speaker A:Look, this is why you do not commit crime across the street from where your car is.
Speaker A:Or maybe just don't commit crime at all, because karma is getting faster.
Speaker A:It used to be spiritual.
Speaker A:Now it is same day delivery.
Speaker A:This guy tried to steal from Verizon, and karma said, can you hear me now?
