Episode 234

It’s Gonna Be May! Celebrating Workers Like a Boss!

Published on: 1st May, 2026

May Day is here, folks! And we’re diving into the fun and funky history behind this global celebration of workers’ rights. Did you know it traces back to an epic 1886 strike in the U.S. where workers were all, “Dude, we need an 8-hour workday!”? Talk about a monumental moment! We’ll also spill the tea on the Haymarket Affair, where a little chaos went down with a bomb—yikes! Plus, we’ll chat about why we celebrate Labor Day in September instead of May, because, you know, America loves to keep things low-key. So grab your donuts, kick back, and let’s honor those who fought for our rights while keeping the humor rolling!

Takeaways:

  • May Day is not just a day for flowers and sunshine, it's all about workers' rights!
  • In 1886, workers had a big ol' strike for an 8-hour workday—talk about a power move!
  • The Haymarket Affair? Yeah, that was a wild ride with bombs and all sorts of drama!
  • May Day is celebrated worldwide, but the US decided to chill with Labor Day instead—no politics allowed!
  • Thanks to labor activists, we get to enjoy perks like health insurance, even if it costs an arm and a leg!
  • So remember to appreciate the struggle of workers today while you crush your lunch and dream of T-ball games!
Transcript
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Welcome to the first day of May.

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I never get tired of hearing it.

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It's just.

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It's gonna be me, it's gonna be my.

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The Internet meme cracks me up.

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But it is May Day, which is International Workers Day.

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May the first.

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It's to honor the labor movement and workers rights worldwide.

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And it's an international day that traces back to the United States.

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In:

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And this whole movement culminated in something that's known as the Haymarket Affair in Chicago.

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A bomb goes off, kills a bunch of police officers during a rally.

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There's executions, international outrage.

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And in:

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Now this is a day that symbolizes the fight for better wages, safer conditions, shorter hours, union rights.

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It has become a major public holiday in over 80 countries, especially in Europe and Latin America, Asia.

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They have rallies, they have parades.

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Demonstrations highlight the ongoing struggles against exploitation and inequality.

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And we don't celebrate it in the United States because the US specifically created Labor Day in September to be less political and a more conservative celebration of labor today is May Day, honoring the struggles of labor rights activists who fought for the benefit of all American workers.

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Without their sacrifice, we would never have health insurance at the low cost of $9,000 annually with a $5,000 deductible and $90 co pays.

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Nor would our retirements be secure in 401k mutual funds to enrich Wall Street.

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We'd not have the freedom to work from home one day a month or receive generous overtime pay unless you're salaried and earn the same whether you work 40 hours or 60.

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So today, as you work through lunch in order to get out on time and maybe see a few innings of your kids T ball game, take a moment to learn what about and to understand why.

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It's also something sailors yell out when their ship is sinking.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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