Episode 388
Haystack's Hilarious Stats: You Won't Believe #2!
Get ready to tickle your brain with some wacky wisdom, folks! We’re diving headfirst into the hilariously bizarre world of "Sound Statistics." Takeaways:
- This episode is all about the hilariously weird side of work
- Haystack's new game, Sound Statistics, mixes trivia with goofy sound effects for maximum fun!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It is time to play a new game that I started doing on, I guess it was Friday morning, and this one's.
Speaker A:This one's silly because I like silly.
Speaker B:Haystack's got a number and a twinkle in his eye.
Speaker B:A little bit nerdy, but he's our kind of guy.
Speaker B:He's got facts in a stack and a question on the way.
Speaker B:Better wake that brain up, it's time to play.
Speaker B:He'll give you weird stat, then you make your pick.
Speaker B:And if you need a clue, you'll hear a little sound effect.
Speaker B:Sound statistics, sound statistics.
Speaker B:Guess the number, hear the clues.
Speaker B:Sound statistics, sound statistics.
Speaker B:Hey, Stacks, got a question for you.
Speaker A:Oh, yeah, getting jazzy.
Speaker A:It's Sound Statistics, a game where I'll ask you or give you a statistics style trivia question and I'll give you a little sound effects as a hint because I wanted to make sound.
Speaker A:I wanted to make sound effects nerdier.
Speaker A:I wanted to make trivia nerdier.
Speaker A:All right, first question of sound statistics.
Speaker A:This morning, 64% of people say that this has happened to them because of work.
Speaker A:64% Of people say this has happened to them because of work.
Speaker A:Here's your sound hint.
Speaker A:I'll play it one more time.
Speaker A:That's not a small number.
Speaker A:That's basically two out of three coworkers affected by work in this way.
Speaker A:All right, the answer, becoming constipated because of work stress.
Speaker A:That was a toilet paper roll.
Speaker A:Work is so stressful, even your body's like, I'm not releasing anything until management gets its act together.
Speaker A:Ye Question number two.
Speaker A:In a prank test.
Speaker A:This is wild.
Speaker A:In a prank test, 98% of smartphone owners signed a bogus form giving away this.
Speaker A:Giving away this.
Speaker A:Here we go.
Speaker A:You don't need to hear that a second time.
Speaker A:You know what it is, and the answer is not the.
Speaker A:Your firstborn, but it's close.
Speaker A:98% Of people who claim they read the terms and conditions signed away the naming rights to their firstborn child.
Speaker A:98% Of people were one fake user agreement away from having a kid named Verizon Jenkins.
Speaker A:That's why nobody reads the terms.
Speaker A:We don't even read them.
Speaker A:When the fine print says, congratulations, your baby's now Samsung iPhone Jones or whatever.
Speaker A:98% Of us.
Speaker A:Yeah.
Speaker A:No one reads it.
Speaker A:No one reads it.
Speaker A:We know that.
Speaker A:Sounds statistics.
Speaker A:It is weird numbers, dumb choices, and proof once again that work can be dangerous.
Speaker B:Sound statistics, sound statistics.
