Episode 241

Happy Nurses Day! Let’s Give It Up for the Scrub Squad!

Published on: 6th May, 2026

It's National Nurses Day, y'all! 🎉 This special day kicks off a whole week dedicated to the real-life superheroes in scrubs, running from today through May 12th—Florence Nightingale’s b-day, no less! We're talkin' about the folks who make hospitals feel a little less scary and a whole lot more like a cozy hug. Nurses are the ultimate trust champions, ranking high in honesty and ethics—seriously, they’re basically the Avengers of healthcare! So join us as we celebrate these amazing humans who juggle it all with grace, warmth, and just the right amount of sass. Tune in, laugh a bit, and let’s give a shout-out to our favorite stethoscope-wielding warriors! 🦸‍♀️💉

Takeaways:

  • May 6th is National Nurses Day, kicking off a week to honor our health heroes!
  • Nurses are ranked super high in honesty polls—like, seriously, they’re basically superheroes!
  • Florence Nightingale, the OG of nursing, was born on May 12th—what a legend!
  • Nurses: the only good thing about the American health care system. Let’s hear it for them!
  • If you see a nurse in royal blue scrubs today, give them a high-five—they deserve it!
  • Nurses are the kind souls who make health care bearable—shoutout to their superhero powers!
Transcript
Speaker A:

Good morning, it's Haystack.

Speaker A:

And today, the 6th day of May, is National Nurses Day, which kicks off National Nurses Week running today through the 12th of May, which is the birthday of Florence Nightingale.

Speaker A:

National Nurses Week always ends on her birthday.

Speaker A:

The woman widely considered the founder of modern nursing.

Speaker A:

And you know, if there's one profession that people actually trust on a consistent basis, it is nurses.

Speaker A:

Year after year, nurses rank near the very top in polls about honesty and about ethics.

Speaker A:

They are basically superheroes.

Speaker B:

Gentler than a loving mother, nicer than the average doctor able to insert a catheter in a cell.

Speaker B:

Look in the royal blue scrubs, it's an angel.

Speaker A:

It's a.

Speaker B:

Hero.

Speaker B:

You're both right,.

Speaker A:

It's.

Speaker B:

A nurse.

Speaker B:

Yes, it's National Nurses Day, a day to celebrate the overworked, overstressed health care professionals who are kind enough to warm up the stethoscope and not inflate the blood pressure cuff too much.

Speaker B:

Nurses who fight a never ending battle for kindness, well being and are the only good thing about the American health care system.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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