Episode 159

Golden Girls of Hockey: USA Takes the Gold! đŸ„‡

Published on: 20th February, 2026

Alright, folks, let’s dive right into the golden goodness of today’s chat! We’re giving a massive shoutout to the U.S. women’s hockey team for snagging that shiny gold medal! 🎉 Can you believe they pulled off a nail-biter overtime win against Canada, 2-1? Captain Hillary Knight totally rocked it by tying the game with just two minutes to go and breaking the all-time U.S. Olympic scoring record—talk about a mic drop moment! Then, Megan Keller swoops in with a sneaky backhand to seal the deal in overtime. I mean, those ladies are basically the golden girls now! So grab your snacks, kick back, and let's celebrate this epic win while we throw some playful shade at our neighbors up north! 🍁😂

Takeaways:

  • The U.S. women's hockey team clinched GOLD in a nail-biter with Canada! Whoop!
  • Captain Hillary Knight totally smashed the Olympic scoring record—what a legend!
  • Megan Keller's sick backhand in overtime sealed the deal—talk about a clutch moment!
  • We’re throwing a party for our golden girls while Canadians drown in maple syrup tears!
  • Big props to the ladies for crushing that game and bringing home the bling!
  • Overtime drama had us on the edge of our seats—literally! Where’s my popcorn?
Transcript
Speaker A:

Good morning it's haystack and big props to the U.S. women's hockey team winning the gold.

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Big, big deal.

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That was, it was an amazing, amazing victory.

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It was a thrilling overtime victory over Canada two to one.

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So basically we're behind one nothing.

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And captain Hillary Knight tied the game with just about two minutes left in regulation.

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She also broke the all time US Olympic scoring record in her final game.

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And then in overtime just a few minutes in a shifty little backhand from Megan Keller to end the sudden death overtime and secure the unbeaten tournament run and give gold medals to the US Women's hockey team.

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What I'm saying is is those ladies are now the golden girls.

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Thank you for winning the gold Overtime then scored the goal crushed those Canucks they'll be crying maple tears so now we'll throw a party and the Canadians will be blue Went to Italy with a goalie that's dingy and Americans will say thank you for winning the gold.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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