Episode 274

Gas Prices Got Us Like 🤦‍♂️: The Summer of 'I Can't Drive!'

Published on: 21st May, 2026

Gas prices are going bananas, folks! Haystack’s here to spill the tea on a forecast from GasBuddy that’s got us all sweating more than a popsicle in the sun. This summer could be the most expensive one for gas in years, with prices potentially soaring to $6 a gallon! Can you believe that? It’s like our cars are asking for a raise! But don’t let those soaring prices stop you, because millions of Americans are still planning their epic road trips, turning family vacations into financial endurance challenges. So whether you’re biking to the pool or planning a staycation that’s more about couching than traveling, we’re here to laugh through the pain with you! Buckle up for the ride, and let’s dive into the hilarity of summer spending!

Takeaways:

  • This summer's gas prices could hit a whopping $6, so fill up those piggy banks!
  • AAA says despite high prices, millions are road-tripping like it's 1999. Let's go!
  • Family vacations are now endurance events—who knew fun could be so pricey?
  • Haystack's going for a 'staycation' this summer—who needs gas when you have snacks?
  • Get ready for the 'summer of I can't drive'—biking and walking are the new road trips!
  • Gas prices might be through the roof, but our spirits are still sky-high—let's laugh it off!
Transcript
Speaker A:

It's Haystack here.

Speaker A:

And GasBuddy has released a forecast warning that this could become the most expensive summer for gas prices in many, many years.

Speaker A:

National averages could hover around $4.80 a gallon between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Speaker A:

Prices could break past $5.

Speaker A:

If global tensions keep getting worse.

Speaker A:

Maybe even we may even see $6.

Speaker A:

At some point, Memorial Day gas prices alone will average $4.48.

Speaker A:

It's projected last Memorial Day $3.14.

Speaker A:

So it's about $1.34 difference.

Speaker A:

What is crazy though, is that Americans, according to these surveys, still plan to travel in huge numbers this summer.

Speaker A:

In fact, AAA says that millions will hit the road anyway because nothing, not inflation, not airfare, not hotel prices, not $6 a gallon gas can stop us from aggressively needing a little bit of a getaway.

Speaker A:

And honestly, at this point, family vacations are starting to feel less like recreation and more like financial endurance events.

Speaker A:

I really don't understand to some degree how people do it.

Speaker A:

I mean, I, I, I've decided for me that it's just gonna have to be a, a staying in summer.

Speaker B:

I go.

Speaker A:

To.

Speaker B:

The gas station I cannot believe my eyes Costing me an ar it's the summer of I can't drive Biking to public pools, taking walks, you don't get too far just forget taking a road trip I can't afford to fill up my car oh, I'm stuck at my house this summer is a forced staycation the stupid price of oil causing gasoline inflation affect collecting everything that I buy oh yeah, it's the summer of I can't drive oh no Gonna have to tune up my bike.

Speaker B:

And forget about trying to fly no, no, no, no cause it's the summer, the summer, the summer.

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Enjoy Haysnacks, the bite-sized comedy podcast from Northwest Arkansas’s own Haystack—morning radio’s master of mischief on 106.5 KBVA and 96.7 The Bull. Each episode packs in the best moments from Haystack’s daily shows, including fan-favorite highlights, his legendary “morning six pack” top 6 lists, and the hilarious weekly phone call with his super-redneck pal, Alabama Bama. Don’t miss the Saturday “Leftovers” episode, where Haystack serves up the jokes and bits that didn’t make it on air (due to time, or because they were too weird or wild). Designed for busy listeners, Haysnacks delivers quick, snackable laughs whenever you need them—perfect for your commute, coffee break, or anytime you want a dose of fun.

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