Episode 216
Buckle Up for Bathroom Breaks: Car Toilets Are Here!
Hold onto your snacks, folks, 'cause we’re diving into a wild ride about the future of road trips! 🚗💨 Ever heard of a toilet in your car seat? Yup, that’s right! We’re chatting about this insane invention that lets passengers do their business on the go—no more “Are we there yet?” because now they can go whenever they want! 😂 Just imagine sliding out a toilet drawer from under your seat—talk about a crazy way to handle road trip emergencies! And let’s be real, who wouldn’t want their car to smell like a Taco Bell drive-thru? So buckle up, it’s gonna be a hilarious journey filled with giggles, puns, and a little bit of bathroom humor! 🧻✨
Takeaways:
- In the future, parents might just say 'go in your seat'—yikes, right?
- Imagine a car toilet that slides out like a drawer—talk about a messy ride!
- This seat toilet evaporates the number one and dries the other thing—keep it classy, folks!
- You’ll never have to ask 'are we there yet?' again, thanks to seat toilets!
- Picture this: you’re at a red light, and the car next to you smells like Taco Bell—uh-oh!
- Only passengers can use the car toilet—sorry, driver, better hold it!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:I'm Haystack.
Speaker A:And this is.
Speaker A:This is gonna be a pretty wild ride.
Speaker A:Buckle up.
Speaker A:Apparently, in the future, parents aren't gonna have to say, I told you to go before we left.
Speaker A:Because they'll just say, yeah, go in your seat.
Speaker A:That's right.
Speaker A:There is a car company with a patent for toil in seat toilets in your vehicles, turning your Honda into a diaper.
Speaker A:This had to have been invented by somebody that's been on one road trip with a kid.
Speaker A:I mean just one.
Speaker A:And somewhere around hour two, they were like, ah, this car needs a bathroom.
Speaker A:Not a bathroom stop.
Speaker A:An actual built in bathroom.
Speaker A:But this isn't like a bus bathroom.
Speaker A:No, that.
Speaker A:That would be too normal.
Speaker A:This thing slides out from underneath your seat like a drawer.
Speaker A:A drawer.
Speaker A:Because nothing says sanitation like storing your worst decisions next to where you keep loose change and old french fries.
Speaker A:Imagine giving someone a ride in your vehicle.
Speaker A:Hey, man, hop on in.
Speaker A:Oh, cool, cool.
Speaker A:Why does it you pet.
Speaker A:Why does your passenger seat have a handle on it?
Speaker A:Yeah, don't handle that.
Speaker A:That's storage.
Speaker A:This design is wild.
Speaker A:You do your business and then you just slide it back up underneath the seat like, problem solved.
Speaker A:That is not solving the problem.
Speaker A:That is hiding the problem.
Speaker A:And they claim that this seat toilet evaporates number one and dries the other thing.
Speaker A:And when I say the other thing, that's what they're like.
Speaker A:They're marketing.
Speaker A:They didn't want to say poop the other thing.
Speaker A:Keep it classy.
Speaker A:Evaporation.
Speaker A:So instead of stopping at a rest area, you're just turning your vehicle into a haunted sauna.
Speaker A:And then there's an exhaust fan to handle odors.
Speaker A:Just imagine pulling up at a red light, your window's down, you're enjoying a nice spring day.
Speaker A:And then suddenly it's like, oh, the car next to me had Taco Bell.
Speaker A:The worst part of the whole thing, or I guess the best part.
Speaker A:It's voice activated.
Speaker A:That's what we needed was Siri commands.
Speaker A:Siri, initiate bathroom mode.
Speaker A:No, no one.
Speaker A:No one needs to hear that.
Speaker A:And you know how good voice activation stuff is.
Speaker A:It'll understand.
Speaker A:Something I said play music.
Speaker A:No, don't open the drawer.
Speaker A:During the course, we were singing.
Speaker A:Take a deeper.
Speaker A:Don't worry though.
Speaker A:It's only for passengers.
Speaker A:Somewhere in the design meeting, someone stood up and said, no, we've got to draw the line at the driver.
Speaker A:The driver cannot go on the go.
Speaker A:Only the passengers could go on the go.
Speaker A:And imagine buying a used car with this feature.
Speaker A:It's pre owned, low mileage, one previous owner, and whatever they left behind.
Speaker A:Vehicles have gotten wild, haven't they?
Speaker A:We started with seat warmers, then seat coolers, and now we've got committed seats.
Speaker A:But at least I guess we'll never have to hear are we there yet again?
