Episode 219
Alabama Bama on Psychedelics: When Life Gives You Toads, Don't Lick 'Em!
Alabama Bama’s back in the house, and this time we’re diving into some wild talk about the feds wanting to fast track research on psychedelics as treatments! Bama’s got a spicy take on that, saying it’s a bit late to the party—like, where was this back in '97 when she was hustling at Willie Nelson concerts? 😂 We get into some rib-tickling anecdotes, including her epic negotiation with a ceiling fan after a little too much... “experience.” Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for either party! 😂 So grab your snacks and join us for some laughs, sage advice on therapy over toads, and Bama’s latest wild adventures. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss this!
Takeaways:
- Bama hilariously reminisces about her wild side hustle at Willie Nelson concerts back in the day.
- We learn that negotiating with a ceiling fan can lead to some seriously trippy conversations.
- Psychedelics might finally get a green light for therapy, but Bama's advice? Stick to therapy, not toads!
- Bama's risky lunch plans involving day-old sushi could rival her toad-licking adventures.
- There's nothing like a good ol' chat about psychedelic research to spice up a morning!
- Life's about risks, but maybe not the ones involving questionable sushi or amphibians!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack, and it's my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And Bama, have you heard about this thing?
Speaker A:I talked about this a little bit yesterday.
Speaker A:The federal government is talking about fast tracking research into using psychedelics as treatments.
Speaker B:Oh, Haystack.
Speaker B:Yeah, I heard all about it.
Speaker B:And let me tell you, it's a little too little too late.
Speaker B:That would have been real useful back in 97 when I was running my little side hustle out of the back of my cut lass in the parking lot of Willie Nelson concerts.
Speaker A:Oh, no.
Speaker A:I'm afraid to ask what that side hustle was.
Speaker B:Yeah, you should be.
Speaker B:But hey, I am all for illegalizing stuff now.
Speaker B:Keep it safe, keep it clean.
Speaker B:Maybe just don't approve licking the back of a toad.
Speaker A:Well, now, that sounds oddly specific,.
Speaker B:Because I done did it once.
Speaker B:I ended up spending three hours negotiating with a ceiling fan.
Speaker B:Hey, Stack, I was offering it visitation rights and everything.
Speaker A:I don't.
Speaker A:I don't think that's how any of that works.
Speaker B:Well, I didn't either, but the fan was driving a hard Morgan.
Speaker A:So I guess you're saying proceed with caution.
Speaker B:I'm just saying maybe stick to therapy and leave the amphibians alone.
Speaker A:Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.
Speaker A:That's probably sound advice.
Speaker B:Well, anyway, I needs to go the truck stops got a deal on day old sushi, and I want to beat the lunch rush.
Speaker A:Oh, no, Bama.
Speaker A:That might be more dangerous than the toad.
Speaker B:Life's all about taking risks, sugar.
Speaker B:Y' all have a good day.
Speaker B:See you later.
Speaker B:Bye.
Speaker B:Bye.
