Episode 138
Alabama Bama on How to Stay Warm: Fireball & Menthols?!
Get ready to roll with giggles as we dive into the uproarious tale of Alabama Bama's frosty escapades! This week, Bama’s back from visiting Haystack, and man, was it a chill fest! She talks about how her trailer heater decided to take a permanent vacation, leaving her to get all inventive with her warm-up tactics. I mean, who needs a heating bill when you can cozy up with an open oven and a blanket from Applebee’s? Classic Bama! And let’s not forget her wild concoction of Fireball and polydin—who knew that could create a nice, toasty buzz? She’s living proof that necessity leads to some seriously questionable choices. So buckle up for a wild ride of laughs, as Bama shares her winter survival tips that might just have you shaking your head and chuckling!
Companies mentioned in this episode:
- Haystack
- Applebee's
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker B:It's Haystack.
Speaker B:Pretty much my favorite time of the week when we get a chat with my dear old friend Bama down in rural Alabama.
Speaker B:And she's back home now.
Speaker B:She was up visiting over the weekend.
Speaker B:But, Bama, you got home and it was still really cold at your house.
Speaker B:She said, so how did you survive being in the cold?
Speaker A:Oh, Haystack, it was so dang cold that I almost apologized to my fifth ex husband, Cooter, just to get some body heat.
Speaker A:That's how you know it was bad.
Speaker B:Oh, wow.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You don't ever apologize to anyone.
Speaker A:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker A:My trailer heater crapped out, so I had to improvise.
Speaker A:I wrapped myself in that shop blanket I got after my Applebee's detainment and stared into the open oven while change smoking menthols for internal warmth.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Please, please tell me the oven was off.
Speaker A:Hey, Stack, let's not ask questions that we don't want the answers to.
Speaker A:But I did make a discovery.
Speaker B:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:If you mix fireball with polydin, it creates this warm, tingly sensation all through your body.
Speaker A:Like they say, necessity is the stepmother of invention.
Speaker B:You know, I'm pretty sure that dentists and firefighters would disagree.
Speaker A:Well, haters gonna hate anyway.
Speaker A:I gots to go.
Speaker A:It's starting to warm up again, so truck stop tanning, here I come.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, of course it is.
Speaker B:Stay warm, Bama, and be safe, please.
Speaker A:No promises, sugar.
Speaker A:Y' all have a great one.
Speaker A:See you later.
