Episode 374
Alabama Bama on Hitchhiking to the Great American State Fair: Plot Twist!
Alabama Bama’s back, y’all, and this time she’s spillin’ the tea on her wild Fourth of July adventures! Instead of hitting up the Great American State Fair, she ended up hangin’ with a cult in an abandoned Jenny Craig. Yep, you heard that right—cult vibes and hot dogs! 😂 We dive into all the chaos, including Bama’s legendary reputation that’s got her banned from 14 state fairs. What did she do, you ask? Well, let’s just say the "corndog incident" is one for the ages! So grab your snacks and tune in for some belly laughs and wild stories—it’s a hoot!
Takeaways:
- Alabama Bama shares her wild adventure of hitchhiking to the State Fair, but spoiler alert: she never made it!
- Instead of the fair, Bama ended up spending the Fourth of July with a cult—grilling hot dogs and contemplating life decisions.
- Bama hilariously reveals she’s banned from 14 state fairs, citing reasons like 'partial nudity' and 'the infamous corndog incident'!
- We learn that Bama has her own bulletin board at the International Association of Fair Managers—talk about a fair celebrity!
- Haystack and Bama's banter is packed with laughs, proving that a chat with a friend can brighten any morning.
- The episode wraps up with Bama joking about waiting for America's 300th birthday to try the State Fair again—good things come to those who wait!
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's pretty much my favorite time of the week when we chat with my dear friend Bama from rural Alabama.
Speaker A:And as I got ready to get her on the phone this morning, I kind of expected something different.
Speaker A:Bama.
Speaker A:Bama.
Speaker A:I thought you were headed to that big great American State Fair out in Washington, D.C. but it sounds to me like you're still in Alabama.
Speaker A:Did you not make it?
Speaker B:Well, Haystack, I was supposed to go, but when you're a hitchhiking, you just never do know where it is that you're going to end up.
Speaker A:Oh, that doesn't sound very promising.
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:Instead, I ended up spending a Fourth of July in an abandoned Jenny Craig.
Speaker B:With a cult.
Speaker A:With a cult.
Speaker A:With a cult.
Speaker A:Excuse me.
Speaker B:Was it as weird as crap?
Speaker B:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker B:Was it the first holiday that I ever spent with a colt?
Speaker B:Not even close.
Speaker B:Them folks could grill a mean hot dog, though.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:I have so many questions.
Speaker B:Oh, save them, sugar.
Speaker B:I still ain't figured out whether it was that they were recruiting me or I was recruiting them.
Speaker A:So I take it you never even got close to that big great American State Fair.
Speaker B:Nah, I didn't, but it's probably for the best.
Speaker B:There's a pretty good chance they wouldn't have let me in anyway.
Speaker A:Why is that?
Speaker B:Oh, you know, I'm.
Speaker B:I'm banned from 14 state fairs.
Speaker A:14?
Speaker A:What in the world for?
Speaker B:Yeah, 14.
Speaker B:All for different reasons.
Speaker B:Partial nudity, pig rustling, what history now knows as the corndog incident.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:I don't even want to know what the corn dog incident was.
Speaker B:You're a smart man, Haystack.
Speaker B:Lawyers told me the same thing.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:What, do all the fairs share your picture or something?
Speaker B:Oh, honey, I got my own bulletin board at the International association of Fair Managers.
Speaker A:I can't tell if you're kidding, and that's what scares me.
Speaker A:So, you.
Speaker A:Any plans to try for the big great American State Fair next year?
Speaker B:No, I don't reckon.
Speaker B:I think I'll just wait for America's 300th birthday celebration.
Speaker A:Oh, well, that's only 50 years away.
Speaker B:Yeah, perfect.
Speaker B:Hopefully by then they'll have that big swimming pool in Washington, D.C. fixed up.
Speaker A:Bama.
Speaker A:Bama.
Speaker B:That's the CNN shooter.
Speaker B:I gotta go.
Speaker B:Y' all have a good day.
