Episode 17
Alabama Bama on Concert Cheaters & a CPAP Love Triangle!
Rollin' into the morning with Haystack and Alabama Bama, we dive straight into the hilarity that only these two can deliver! This episode kicks off with talk of a couple getting busted for cheating at a concert—classic, right? But Bama, being Bama, takes it to a whole new level with a wild story from her own life that involves a CPAP machine and a dollar tree hussy! Seriously, folks, talk about a plot twist! Can you believe her ex, Skeeter, has a thing for aggressively tanned felons? I mean, we’re all about preferences, but that’s a choice! Bama’s escapades are filled with laughs, and her dental disasters from bottle-opening with her teeth? Pure comedy gold! So grab your coffee, sit back, and enjoy the rollercoaster of jokes, puns, and Bama being her unapologetic self!
Next up, we get deeper into Bama’s world where things take a turn for the absurd. As she recounts the horror of finding lipstick on her CPAP machine, we can’t help but laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. Bama’s relatable tales of love gone wrong and questionable life choices (who hasn’t opened a bottle with their teeth, right?) give us all the giggles we need to start our day. Plus, her candidness about her dental woes and the potential trip to the dentist or gas station adds an extra layer of hilarity. It’s the kind of morning banter that makes you feel like you’re hanging out with old friends, swapping the craziest stories over coffee and donuts. You don’t want to miss this!
Finally, the episode wraps up with Bama's signature blend of humor and realness. Between the weirdness of her past relationships and her current dental dilemmas, we’re left rolling on the floor laughing. The juxtaposition of serious subjects like cheating and lighthearted ones like her dental improvised methods keeps us engaged and entertained. Bama’s unique charm and Haystack’s quick wit make this episode a perfect snack of laughter to brighten your morning routine. So, tune in and join the fun because when Haystack and Alabama Bama are in the house, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!
Takeaways:
- Alabama Bama shares her wildest cheating story involving a CPAP machine and a Dollar Tree hussy.
- We laugh over Bama's dental escapades after using her teeth as a bottle opener—ouch!
- Bama's ex, old Skeeter, has a questionable type—aggressively tanned felons with health issues.
- Haystack and Bama dive into absurd stories that make you rethink your own life choices!
- A hilarious convo about the importance of having a bottle opener on hand—Bama's teeth paid the price!
- Bama's unique perspective on life keeps the laughs rolling—who knew infidelity could be so funny?
Transcript
Good morning.
Speaker A:It's Haystack.
Speaker A:It's time for my favorite time of the week when we check in with my dear old friend Bama from Alabama.
Speaker A:And Bama, good morning.
Speaker A:Did you hear about that.
Speaker A:That couple that got caught cheating at that concert?
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, Haystack.
Speaker B:I seen that.
Speaker B:But come on, that ain't nothing.
Speaker B:One time I got back into town after a little federally sponsored vacation and I walked in to find that dollar tree hussy's lipstick all over my CPAP machine.
Speaker A:What?
Speaker A:Wait a minute.
Speaker A:Your CPAP machine?
Speaker B:Well, yeah.
Speaker B:Real romantic, huh?
Speaker B:I guess my ex, old Skeeter, does have a type.
Speaker B:Aggressively tanned felons with a relentless Pringles addiction and a gnarly case of sleep apnea.
Speaker B:I mean, at least cheat with somebody who don't require no plug in breathing support.
Speaker A:Well, now that is both horrifying and oddly specific.
Speaker B:Well, welcome to my life, Haystack.
Speaker B:Anyway, last night we couldn't find a bottle opener and woo, my teeth are a paying the price this morning.
Speaker A:You mean to tell me you open bottles with your teeth?
Speaker B:Well, yeah, I was a improvising Haystack, but now I'm chewing aspirins like they're candy corn.
Speaker A:Please don't do that.
Speaker B:Well, it's too late, sugar.
Speaker B:All right, I gotta go.
Speaker B:I'm off to the dentist or the gas station.
Speaker B:Whichever one of them's got a less of a line to wait.
Speaker A:Oh, goodness.
Speaker A:Okay, CPAP machine Infidelity.
Speaker A:That's a new one on me.
